Idiotbuster

So, last night I was in Blockbuster. I'm mindlessly browsing movies when 2 girls next to me start to discuss their rental choices. Idiot 1: "I really want to watch Hurt Locker." Idiot 2: "I'm too drunk for that."

WHAT?! If you are THAT drunk, maybe you shouldn't be in Blockbuster. Or anywhere. Idiot.

Hungry??

Go here, duh.

Hungry?

Seriously?

Idiot.

A joke one of my clients told me today...

tool of a kid: Ever hear that joke you can't tell a moron?

me: nope...

kid: exactly...

Love this.

Query

What sex position do you have to be in to make an ugly baby?
























































Ask your mom.  Idiot.

Today..

I actually think you're really cool.























April Fools, idiot.