Idiotbuster

So, last night I was in Blockbuster. I'm mindlessly browsing movies when 2 girls next to me start to discuss their rental choices. Idiot 1: "I really want to watch Hurt Locker." Idiot 2: "I'm too drunk for that."

WHAT?! If you are THAT drunk, maybe you shouldn't be in Blockbuster. Or anywhere. Idiot.

Girl you know it's girl you know it's true....you're dumb. It's true.

Girl having a conversation about her marriage near me in the Mall: "My life is just so boring these days. He never feels like going out."

You got married before you were 21 and you wonder why your life is so boring now?
Re-evaluate that statement and report back to me your findings.









Actually ma'am, in case you're one of those retarded kids who couldn't find Waldo after 5 years of staring at the same damn page, I'll save you some trouble with this brain-busting conundrum and just spell it out for you.

YOU GOT MARRIED TO A BORING PERSON BEFORE YOU GOT TO ENJOY LIFE.
Also, judging by your appearance, your man most likely looks like this, and I wouldn't go do stuff with you out in public either if I looked like Kevin Federline's retarded poor cousin. (surriously, wtf is up with those pit stains!?!?).

#stupidpeopleaskstupidquestions
#Lassieissmarterthanyouare
#wasitworthit

Hungry??

Go here, duh.

Hungry?

Seriously?

Idiot.

A joke one of my clients told me today...

tool of a kid: Ever hear that joke you can't tell a moron?

me: nope...

kid: exactly...

Love this.

Query

What sex position do you have to be in to make an ugly baby?
























































Ask your mom.  Idiot.