DUH

So... we're finally here.


This will be a blog about the fucking obvious.. so obvious you don't even recognize. For example:


1.) Oprah's black.


Have you ever watched the series Life? If not, you're a fucking idiot,


Let's get motherfucking serious.


2.) The Ibex are the motherfucking iSex.


3.) Did I stutter?


Next point:


4.)  Chatroulette? (chatroulette.com)


Let's discuss A to the SAP.


--Most people are using a stupid to English translator, so be fucking careful.
--We have never seen so many people jerking off as we have on chat roulette.
--If you want to meet fucks from Canada, be my guest.
--Don't pretend like you know Portuguese- It will ruin you.
--We did meet Santa. There were no reindeer in tow, but we definitely felt good tidings.


Can we fucking help you???
--Yes. You fucking need it.


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If you have a motherfucking problem, sound your doy siren promptly. No one will answer because you're an idiot.


We most likely hate you, and it is most likely deserved.


Questions or comments? Fuck you.