Darwin award.

A lady came into the ER with a broken arm. She was on the verge of tears when she asked, "Am I going to die?"


Now, there are very few ways you can die from a broken arm, all of which are caused by serious trauma to the area. This lady fell in her fucking living room. She wasn't in a car accident or tortured and beaten. She had a wound many of us get as children falling off a bike. Praise Jesus, she lived.