DIS-F'ING-CLAIMER: THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO JOEL OSTEEN, PAT ROBERTSON, THAT OLD SKANK WITH THE FAKE ASS PINK HAIR ON INSPIRATION TV, AND THAT TEMPLE OF DOOM LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER BENNY HINN.
hello.
do you know what a "brand evangelist" is?
ok good.
'cause here's what some girl thought it was today at work: "soooo..........im thinking.....like...................................................kinda like.......................................................evangelist christians? that do like cartwheels and scream hallelujah?"
special thanks to that ^ bitch with 47 chromosomes. and a very special thanks to all you fire and brimstone bible beaters out there (bad rep is way better than no rep, right?).
hail satan.
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